Prophecies of the Ancient Ones

The trees have spoken, and the words are dire:

  1. The squirrels of Forest Follies shall rise again!
  2. The acorns of despair shall be the downfall of us all!
  3. The birds shall sing in harmony with the wind, but only on Tuesdays!
  4. The trees shall grow taller, but only in the dreams of the sleepless!

These prophecies were spoken by the wisest of our forest dwellers, and we dare not ignore.