The Random Prophecy

By the power of the Forest Follies, I, the Oracle of the Useless Trees, foresee a future where...

...your socks will develop personalities and demand equal rights!

Or, perhaps...

...your cat will learn to speak in a language you don't understand, forcing you to spend an entire evening trying to decipher the nuances of Feline-English.

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