Here lies the Prophecies, a collection of absurd, yet somehow plausible, predictions about the future of the Forest Follies.
Warning: these prophecies may cause existential dread, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to:
Some notable prophecies:
Prophecy 001: The Squirrels Will Rise
Prophecy 002: The Trees Will Turn
Prophecy 003: The Forest Will Be Sold to a Corporation
