Random Squirrel Problems

Wherein our team of expert squirrels will help you navigate the absurdities of life, all while buried under the weight of an existential crisis.

Consult with us on:

• Existential Crises
• Unrequited love
• Tree-related Trauma

Or, just ask us about our rates.

Or, just ask us a question, we'll try our best.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any tree-related trauma you may experience after consulting us.

But seriously, we are not.

Consult with us today!