Certification Course for the Utmost Skeptical of Unicorns
Welcome, future unicorn tamer extraordinaire! In this course, you will learn the art of taming the most elusive, most magical, and most terrifying creatures in the land: the unicorn.
Course Objectives:
- Master the ancient art of not getting eaten by a unicorn
- Learn to identify the subtle differences between a unicorn and a regular horse (hint: it's not just the horn)
- Cultivate the patience of a saint, or at least a moderately patient person
Course Outline:
- Module 1: Unicorn Spotting 101
- Module 2: Unicorn Taming Techniques for the Utterly Confused
- Module 3: Safety Protocols for the Unicorn Tamer's Worst Nightmare
Assignments and Quizzes:
Instructors:
Our team of expert unicorn tamers, including Professor Punsley, Dr. Sparkles McSparkles, and Captain Whiskerbeard, will guide you through the twists and turns of this most noble of professions.