We're not just any trees, we're the trees that hate you. We hate your jogging, your picnics, your frisbees, and your stupid leaf-raking competitions.
We have a 10-foot tall fence around our forest, and we're not afraid to use it. Don't even think about bringing your dog in here.
Our forest has been featured on The Times, and The Post.
Don't bother trying to contact us, we don't care.
Visit our About Us page for more information on how not to bother us.