We're not just any ordinary group of trees. No, we're the ones who've been standing tall, yet somehow still managing to hate everything. From the sun that shines too brightly, to the squirrels that steal our nuts, to the humans who insist on calling us "trees" instead of "tree persons" - we're the ones who just can't seem to get a break.
Join us, and you'll find:
Disclaimer: By joining, you agree to not, in fact, like trees at all.