Unicorn Soup of Doubt: A Recipe for the Mad

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Sparkly Stardust
• 2 cups Freshly Fallen Doubt
• 3 pinches of Madness Powder
• 1 dash of Questionable Intentions

Instructions:

1. Mix Sparkly Stardust and Freshly Fallen Doubt in a large cauldron.
2. Add Madness Powder and Questionable Intentions, stirring counterclockwise.
3. Boil until the mixture reaches a state of utter confusion.
4. Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of Unreality.

Side effects may include:

• Loss of sanity
• Temporary blindness to reason
• Permanent alteration of the fabric of space-time