Unsettling Unicorns of Distract Yourself

Welcome to the Forest Follies' most bewildering attraction: Unsettling Unicorns of Distract Yourself! Our team of expertly trained unicorns will mesmerize you with their ability to completely absorb your attention, leaving you wondering what just happened.

Unicorn Distract-a-Tron 3000

Our state-of-the-art, highly experimental Unicorn Distract-a-Tron 3000 is a marvel of modern technology. This behemoth of a machine will captivate your senses with its dazzling display of sparkles, colors, and completely inexplicable phenomena.

But be warned: the Unicorn Distract-a-Tron 3000 has been known to cause spontaneous napping, forgotten appointments, and temporary memory loss. Proceed with caution (and a fully charged phone battery).

More Unsettling Unicorns of Distract Yourself Note: I've included a link to a fictional subpage "/ForestFollies/UselessTrees/TreeOfDistracts/MoreDistractingUnicorns" for further exploration of the Forest Follies' attractions.