Course Objectives
- Learn to identify the telltale signs of a unicorn's impending rage
- Master the art of whispering soothing melodies to placate the beast
- Become one with the unicorn, moving in harmony with its majestic strides
Prerequisites
- A strong back and a willingness to learn
- A healthy dose of bravery (or a really thick pair of boots)
- Unicorn-shaped snacks (not required, but highly recommended)