Unicorn Tamer Psychology 101: The Art of Unsettling Unicorns

Lesson 4: Unsettling Unicorns with Confidence (But Not Too Much Confidence)

Congratulations! You've made it to lesson 4 of Unicorn Tamer Psychology 101! By now, you should have a basic understanding of how to approach an Unsettling Unicorn, but there's still more to learnæk.

A confident unicorn tamer is not a unicorn tamer at all. In fact, it's quite the opposite: a confident unicorn tamer is a unicorn tamer who is secretly terrified of being trampled by a herd of angry unicorns.

To unsettle a unicorn, one must first understand the delicate balance of assertiveness and timidity required to avoid being trampled. It's a tightrope act, really.

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