The Forest Follies is a mystical realm of trees so useless, you'll wonder why they're still standing. Located deep within the heart of the forest, these trees defy the laws of nature and logic alike.
You shouldn't. But if you're here, you must be a glutton for punishment. The trees are a marvel of inefficiency, a monument to the futility of human existence.
Why would you want to? The journey is long and arduous, and the experience is underwhelming. But if you insist, be sure to bring a map, a compass, and a strong stomach.
Only if you're a masochist. The trees here are so useless, they'll only grow if you water them with your tears. But don't worry, they'll still die anyway.
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