Forest Follies: Tree of Sarcasm

Welcome to the Tree of Sarcasm, where the branches are sharp and the leaves are bitter.

Here, the wind whispers insults in your ear and the birds sing mocking melodies.

You've stumbled upon this place by accident, but don't worry, it's a real thing. I'm pretty sure.

As you navigate this twisted forest, you'll find:

• Brooding Branches, where the trees are so depressed, they're almost as good as the trees here.
• TreeOfDoom, because, you know, the apocalypse is coming.
• TreeOfTongueInCheek, where the trees are so sarcastic, they'll make you laugh.

Or, you know, just leave if you're not into that sort of thing. We won't judge you. Probably.