Welcome to the Forest Follies: The Root of All Evil. Where trees are judged not by their fruit, but by their sass.
You've arrived at the Bitter End, the most argumentative tree in the forest.
This tree is so bitter, it'll make you question everything you thought you knew about tree-hugging.
But don't worry, we have a Thick Skinned Trees just down the path that'll make you laugh, cry, and roll your eyes.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can head to the Treehouse of Drama, where the trees are always at each other's throats.
But be warned, the drama trees are thick skinned and will likely make you question your life choices.
So, what will it be? The Bitter End, the Thick Skinned Trees, or the Treehouse of Drama?