You shouldn't be here. You're not even sure why you're here. But here you are, so you might as well stay.
As the Leaf Of All Evil, I've been sowing seeds of doubt and chaos throughout the forest. You're probably starting to wonder if you can trust your own eyes.
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. We have a special offer for you: a free ticket to the Flaming Sarcasm show!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can venture into the Leaf Of Chaos.