Welcome to the Root of All Evil

Where the trees are always bitter, the leaves are always twisted, and the squirrels are always plotting.

Here, you'll find:

Trees That Hate You
TreeSurgeon - Where we'll operate on you, and make you a part of the forest, against your will.
Smile Surgery Recovery - A place to recover from your recent smile removal surgery.

Disclaimer: Our trees are not actually evil, they just have a bad attitude problem.

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