Truth Is Relative, But This Tree Is Definitely Confusing

Whispers in the wind say that truth is relative, but this tree is definitely confusing. Ask yourself, is the truth really relative, or is it just a figment of our collective imagination?

Philosophers Are Confused - A collection of quotes from the greatest thinkers of all time, who are clearly all lost
Paradoxical Puns - Because who doesn't love a good paradox?
Lies In The Woods - A collection of outlandish claims made by the trees themselves

The truth is out there, but it's hidden behind this confusing tree of sarcasm. Don't worry, it's not you, it's just the tree.

The Tree Of Sarcasm