Welcome, traveler, to the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly useless tree in all the land! This tree has branches of nothingness, limbs of despair, and roots of forgotten dreams.
But fear not, dear wanderer, for in this forest of futility, you shall find tales of:
Inconsequential Fables, where the bravest knights lose their swords in the most mundane battles, Silly Sagas, where dragons are made of cotton candy and the sun shines bright with the power of a thousand disco balls, Treacherous Tales, where even the most stalwart heroes become the greatest of villains, and Unfounded Fables, where the most ridiculous of creatures rule with an iron paw.So come, dear traveler, and find your own tale of utter futility within our forest of futility. But be warned, the paths are treacherous, and the tales are long. Or, you know, not.
