ForestFollies: A Collection of Useless Tales
Welcome to the ForestFollies, where the trees are as useless as the tales they tell.
Here's a story about a tree that stood alone in the forest.
It was a tree that stood tall and proud, with branches as straight as a politician's lies.
Its roots were as deep as the depths of despair, and its leaves were as useless as the hopes of the hopeless.
One day, a wise old owl perched upon its branch and said, "This tree is as useless as I am."
And with that, the tree felt a great sense of relief, knowing it wasn't the only one who felt like a fool.