Tree Tales: The Forest Follies

Welcome to the most epic, utterly useless collection of tree-related tales in the land of ForestFollies! Come for the absurdity, stay for the... well, also absurdity.

Below, you'll find a few of our favorite Tree Tales:

• The Tree That Held Its Breath (a tale of a tree who learned to hold its breath for 37 seconds)
• The Tree That Ate Itself (a tale of a tree who had a hunger so great, it ate itself)
• The Tree That Forgot Its Name (a tale of a tree who forgot its name, and had to ask its neighbors)

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

The Lost Squirrel (a tale of a squirrel who got lost in the ForestFollies, and had to ask for directions)