ForestFollies: A Journey of Utter Futility
Where trees stand tall, but serve no purpose.
Welcome to The Tree of Utter Waste
This majestic tree stands tall and proud, but serves no discernible purpose. In fact, its sole function is to be here and take up space.
Tree Facts
- Stands 10 feet tall, but only 1 inch deep.
- Has a girth of 0.
- Roots go 3 inches deep, but only to the surface.
Tree Activities
- Sitting
- Looking Pretty
- Not doing much of anything.