Useless Trees FAQ

Because who needs useful trees, right?

• Q: Why do trees fall over in the rain?
  • A: Why, indeed?
    • It's a long story, but let's just say it's not because of the wind.
• Q: What do you do when a tree falls over in the rain?
  • A: You call Tree-Triage, of course!
    • We'll send a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated tree surgeons to... well, not really do anything.
• Q: What's the point of these underground tunnels?
  • A: To create a network of useless tree-based entertainment!
    • We're talking tree-music festivals, tree-dance parties, and tree-games!

That's all the answers we have for now. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask, but don't get your hopes up.

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