The Useless Trees Jokes

Q: Why did the useless tree go to the party?

A: Because it heard it was a "tree-mendous" time!

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Q: What did the tree say to the bird?

A: "Leaf me alone!"

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Q: Why did the tree get kicked out of the bar?

A: Because it was making too many "branching out" comments!

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