This is the Rider Agreement for the Quantum Coaster, a thrilling experience of quantum physics and gravity defying thrill rides. By signing this agreement, you acknowledge that you are aware of the potential risks associated with quantum mechanics.
Quantum Coaster, LLC is not responsible for any injuries or losses suffered during the ride, including but not limited to:
However, we do guarantee that our staff will be wearing stylish lab coats during your visit.
WARNING: Do not attempt to ride the Quantum Coaster while under the influence of any substances, including but not limited to:
Also, do not attempt to ride the Quantum Coaster while experiencing any of the following symptoms:
Failure to comply with these conditions may result in your immediate removal from the ride and/or your family's disownment of you.
During your visit, you will be treated to:
Please note that the Quantum Coaster is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our ride.
For more information on our Quantum Coaster's safety record, please visit:
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