Welcome to the FuzzySockJungle, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and socks have a life of their own_goals
Socks per minute consumed by the sock-goblins in the jungle: 42,000,000
Probability of finding a matching sock in the wild: 0%
Number of socks currently missing in the FuzzySockJungle: infinity
When venturing into the FuzzySockJungle, always wear your best, most secure-fitting socks.
Bring a spare pair, just in case. Trust us, it's a jungle.
Don't be a hero. Leave the socks to the professionals (the sock-goblins).