1. The Binary Code Must Be Written in a language that's at least 50% gibberish.
2. The Player's Code Must Be at least 200 lines long, or they'll be disqualified.
3. The Game Must Be played on a Commodore 64, or a modern emulator thereof.
4. The Winner Must Be declared after a 3-day wait, or the game will be considered a draw.
5. Any Cheating Will Be met with a sternly worded letter from the game's lawyers.
And that's all, folks!