Tip 3: How to Properly Apply Gelatinous Coating to Your Favorite Snack Food

Step 1: Prepare the Snack Food

• Make sure the snack food is 100% free of any lingering human emotions.
• Wash the snack food thoroughly to remove any residual feelings of existential dread.

Step 2: Coat with Gelatinous Coating

Apply the coating in a smooth, even layer. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to use a pastry brush.

Step 3: Allow to Cure

Leave the coating to sit for a minimum of 4-6 minutes. During this time, contemplate the futility of existence.

Proceed to Tip 4: How to Remove Excess Gelatinous Coating