GeothermalGrumbles

Earth's core is a mess. Literally.

It's a swirling vortex of molten rock, spewing forth with the occasional earthquake.

And don't even get us started on the geysers.

But hey, at least we have GeothermalGrumbles, a team of highly trained professionals who specialize in making it worse.

Check out our Earthquake Forecast for the latest in seismic activity.

Or visit our Magma Mischief page for the most up-to-date information on geothermal shenanigans.

And if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Geysers page for a taste of the wild side.

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