Welcome to the premier weather forecasting service for Bloopers! We specialize in providing accurate, yet utterly useless weather information for the Blooping masses.
Our team of expert Bloopologists use advanced Bloopware to predict the likelihood of impending doom, gloom, and utter destruction.
Bloop Level: 7/10
Today's Bloop Index: 92% (Dangerously high)
We're predicting a 99% chance of Blooping tomorrow, with possible showers of despair.