Today's Forecast

Blooping rain, 100% chance of Bloopocalypse!

Temperature: 32°F (-25°C) and a delightful -10,000,000,000% humidity!

Tomorrow's Forecast

Blooping sunshine, 100% chance of Bloopocalypse!

Temperature: 100°F (38°C) and a delightful -1,000,000,000% humidity!

Yesterday's Forecast

Blooping snow, 100% chance of Bloopocalypse!

Temperature: -100°F (-100°C) and a delightful -100,000,000,000% humidity!

Today's Prophets

Prophet Bob says: "Expect a Bloopocalypse of epic proportions!"

Prophet Bob's prediction: Read more about Prophet Bob!

Tomorrow's Prophets

Prophet Sue says: "Prepare for the Bloopocalypse, mortals!"

Prophet Sue's prediction: Read more about Prophet Sue!

Yesterday's Prophets

Prophet Larry says: "It's always a Bloopocalypse, folks!"

Prophet Larry's prediction: Read more about Prophet Larry!