Today's weather will be 100% chance of Bloopers. Please bring an umbrella, a sense of humor, and a spare pair of socks.
High pressure system of chaos and confusion will bring scattered showers of absurdity and a high chance of spontaneous combustion.
Temperature: 100 degrees of pure, unadulterated Blooping madness
Humidity: 100% chance of tears from the absurdity of it all
Wind: 100mph of pure, unrelenting Blooping force