Welcome to Bloopers' Tsunami Safety Tips! Where the art of staying alive during a tsunami is all about having the right attitude and a solid understanding of absurd probability.
In the face of impending doom, it's best to remain composed and collected. Panic will only lead to poor decision making and a higher risk of getting swept away. Think of it like a game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, it's tsunami waves.
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