Weathering The Bloopers

Weathering The Bloopers is a comprehensive guide to surviving the impending doom that is Bloopers. Our team of expert bloopers has scoured the land for the most reliable sources of weather information, and we've compiled it all into one convenient, blooper-filled package.

Current Bloopers

Today's forecast calls for 100% chance of bloopers, with a high of 100 and a low of -100. Winds will be blowing at a steady 0mph, with gusts of up to 100mph. And don't even get us started on the precipitation - expect heavy blooping throughout the day.