Weathering Bloopers: Emergency Services

Welcome, citizen, to the Bloopers' Department of Emergency Services. We're here to help you weather the storm, but not too much, because that's just not our job.

• Severe Weather Advisory: Flash Floods and Hurricanes are expected to hit your area!
• Bloopers' Insurance Policy: We're not responsible for any damage caused by Asteroid Impacts, but we'll try our best to help you Prevent them, for a small fee.
• Free Bloopers' Emergency Kit: Includes a map, a flashlight, and a 50-foot rope. Get yours now!

Stay safe, citizen!

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