Because who needs socks, anyway?
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Side effects may include: sudden loss of footwear, spontaneous combustion of socks, and existential dread.
Learn more about the science behind sock-nemesisA machine that takes selfies of you, but also takes your money, your sanity, and your soul.
Read the fine print, or don't.
Side effects may include: permanent eye strain, crippling self-consciousness, and spontaneous combustion of your phone.
Discover the hidden meaning behind the Selfie-Taker 3000's cryptic smileA cloak that makes you invisible, but also makes you smell like a combination of rotten garbage and despair.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion of surrounding objects, loss of personal identity, and an unending existential crisis.
Consult the experts: our team of highly trained prophets of doom.