A Tale of Two Bank Statements
It's a question that has puzzled scholars for centuries: why do people, even smart people, voluntarily surrender their hard-earned cash to the void of consumerism? It's a phenomenon that has baffled economists and baffled their accountants. But fear not, dear reader, for we have answers.
It starts with a desire for novelty. A shiny new gadget, a fancy new car, a week's worth of avocado toast. The thrill of the purchase, the rush of the deal, the crushing blow of the bill that follows. But why settle for just one thrill when you can have them all? Welcome to the Grandmaster Brunelius' Guide to Financial Ruin, where we explore the many paths to debt, and the even more many paths not to take.