TOASTER 9000-Beta-Specs

Behold, mortal, the most advanced toaster the world has ever seen! The Toaster 9000-Beta-Specs is a behemoth of a toaster, capable of toasting up to 12 slices of bread at once. Its sleek design and robust build make it the envy of all your neighbors.

Features:

Advanced Bread-Leveling-System - Our patented technology ensures that every slice of bread is toasted to perfection, without any pesky burnt spots.

Quantum Flipping Mechanism - Flips slices of toast at speeds of up to 300 RPM, defying the laws of physics and making your breakfast routine a breeze.

Neuro-Toast-Controller - Our toaster can read your brain waves and toast your bread to your exact liking, making it perfect for those with a discerning palate.

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