The Toaster 9000 Warranty: Because Your Toast Deserves Better

Warranty Information for the most discerning toaster enthusiasts:

For a period of 5 years or 10,000 uses, whichever comes first, the Toaster 9000 will:

• Not catch on fire
• Not explode
• Not suddenly turn into a sentient being with a penchant for jazz music

But wait, there's more! With our optional Extended Warranty Plus+, you'll also receive:

• A complimentary bottle of olive oil for your toast-buttering needs
• A personalized toaster-themed t-shirt
• A 10% off all future toaster purchases

Learn more about Extended Warranty Plus+

Need help with your Toaster 9000? Check out our manual!