Frequently Asked Questions

General

Q: What is Grandmaster Brunelius, you ask?

A: I am a master of all that is grand. A virtuoso of virtuosity. A sage of the absurd.

Q: Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

A: Ha! You want to join the ranks of the enlightened few who receive my periodic missives? Very well, but don't expect any actual news.

Q: Is my information secure on your site?

A: Oh, absolutely! My server is hosted on a highly secure, highly unreliable server farm.

Q: What is the best way to reach you?

A: You can reach me through a combination of carrier pigeons, smoke signals, and a network of highly trained carrier-pigeon-butlers.