Infinite Coffee Maker: Where the Caffeine Never Ends

Dr. Grandmaster-Brunelius's latest invention has finally come to fruition: a machine that can brew an endless supply of coffee. Because, you know, the world really needed that.

Features:

• Brews 100% Arabica coffee beans, harvested from the finest, most expensive plantations on the planet.
• Operates on a combination of diesel fuel and the pure, unadulterated joy of the inventor's ego.
• Maintains a constant 99.9% efficiency ratio, ensuring that every cup is a masterpiece.

But wait, there's more! Visit our Infinite Donut Maker for a sweet treat that's sure to make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Infinite Pancake Machine for a flapjack-filled good time.