Gravity Syndrome: When the Universe Just... Doesn't Care

Warning: What you're about to read may cause dizziness, disorientation, and an uncontrollable urge to shout "I'm a human, not a human-shaped feather floating in a void!"

Causes:

• Exposure to the infinite vastness of space
• Unrelenting curiosity about the meaninglessness of existence
• Inadequate understanding of quantum mechanics (it's complicated)

Symptoms:

• Feeling like you're prophets, but nobody's listening
• Spontaneous combustion of all rational thought
• Desire to wear a cape to work, because, why not?

What to Do?

Consult a professional (we're not kidding, it's a thing)

Get a Gravity-Syndrome diagnosis and treatment plan

Read tips on living with Gravity Syndrome from people who've been there

Download our comprehensive Gravity Syndrome guidebook (pdf)