Gravity Waveform Amplifiers

Our top-secret research facility has developed the ultimate gravity waveform amplifier, capable of generating the strongest waves in the multiverse! With our patented GravityBloop technology, you can:

• Make objects levitate in mid-air for up to 37.5 seconds.
• Create localized gravity waves to disrupt your neighbor's Netflix binge-watching sessions.
• Generate enough gravitational force to crush a small planet, but only if you really, really want to.

Learn how to fine-tune your Gravity Waveform Amplifier for maximum effectiveness!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Gravity Waveform Surfing Simulator to see just how many times you can ride the wave before you get squished!