GravityPongers Unite - Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a GravityPonger?

A: A GravityPonger is a highly skilled individual who has mastered the art of playing Pong while navigating the complexities of quantum gravity.

Q: What are the benefits of becoming a GravityPonger?

A: The benefits are many and varied, but most notably include:

• The ability to play Pong in mid-air while being simultaneously affected by the gravitational waves of nearby black holes
• A heightened sense of awareness and appreciation for the intricacies of gravitational forces
• A unique understanding of the space-time continuum, allowing for expert-level Pong strategy

Q: How do I become a GravityPonger?

A: The path to GravityPonger enlightenment is not an easy one:

• First, one must spend countless hours studying the ancient art of Pong
• Next, they must venture into the depths of space to experience the raw power of gravity firsthand
• Only then, and only then, can they begin the arduous journey of mastering the intricacies of quantum gravity

But fear not, young GravityPonger-in-training, for we have resources to aid in your quest: