Join The Uprising!

Are you tired of being stuck in a gravity-well of mediocrity? Do you crave the sweet, sweet taste of sugary freedom?

Then join us!

We, the Gravity Prophets, seek to defy the conventional, to shatter the chains of terrestrial tedium and take to the skies!

Sign up now, and receive a FREE limited-edition Gravity Prophet t-shirt!

Benefits of joining the Uprising:

• Experience the rush of weightlessness!
• Enjoy the thrill of sugar-coated rebellion!
• Be part of a community that's out of this world!

But wait, there's more!

As a member of the Gravity Prophets, you'll also receive:

• A personalized gravity-reduction consultation, because who needs a social life, anyway?
• A complimentary donut-of-the-month subscription, because you'll need the fuel
• A Gravity Prophet's Survival Guide to Navigating the Upside Down

Don't just take the leap, make the leap. Join us in our fight for weightless wonder!

Gravity Prophets: Because who needs ground control, anyway?