**Case #123456**: A particularly egregious instance of sock-related temporal anomaly has been detected.
**Location**: 345 Sassafras St, Anytown, USA
**Time**: 03:47 AM, February 30, 2025
A witness reports seeing a lone sock hovering near the local convenience store, defying the laws of physics and logic.
**Suspects:** Sock Ninjas or Sock Goblins
We urge you to exercise extreme caution and report any further Sock Vortex sightings to the authorities.