Avoiding The Great Pizza Fall: A Guide
Welcome, fellow GravityProphets! Today, we'll cover the most pressing question on our minds: when will the pizza fall from the heavens and crush us all?
According to our calculations, the pizza will fall on the equinoxes, precisely at 3:14 PM on the 31st of March.
Preparation is Key
Don't be caught off guard! Stock up on emergency supplies, including but not limited to:
- Non-perishable snacks, such as canned beans and dry cereal
- Duct tape
- Band-aids
Visit our Tips page for even more advice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can attempt to Dare The Pizza