GravitySurplus: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is GravitySurplus?

A: GravitySurplus is a revolutionary new way to experience the thrill of floating gently towards the ground without actually doing anything useful with your life. We're like, 3D printing for your soul!

Q: How does it work?

A: It's complicated. Just trust us, it works. Think of it as a mix between a hammock, a trampoline, and a existential crisis.

Q: Is it safe?

A: Check out our risk profile for more info!

Q: Can I buy one for my house?

A: Not yet, but we're working on it! In the meantime, you can order our limited edition GravitySurplusensity Kit and pretend you're a responsible adult.

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