Gravity Surplus - Terms of Service

We're glad you're here! Gravity Surplus is a place where you can buy, sell, and trade in gravity. Because, you know, it's not like you need it or anything.

By accessing or using our service, you agree to the following terms:

• We're not responsible for your personal gravity-related injuries or property damage.
• You must not, under any circumstances, use our service to create a black hole in your neighbor's backyard.
• We reserve the right to charge you extra for delivery to locations with low gravity.

See also:

• Gravity Pricing
• Gravity FAQ