Welcome to Gravity Waveform Tours - Black Hole Cruises

Experience the thrill of near-massive-scale gravitational forces while sipping on a nice glass of space-rum.

Our black hole cruises offer:

Zero-G forces that will make you question the laws of physics
A chance to see the cosmos in a whole new way (literally, it's going to distort your perception)
Free space-sunburns with every purchase

Ready for the ride of a lifetime? Click below for our itinerary or to book now.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Gravity Surfing package for the ultimate in intergalactic extreme sports.

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