GravityWaveformWizard101: The Lost Art of Waveform Wizardry
Learn the ancient art of manipulating gravity with your mind. Our esteemed faculty will teach you the secrets of the universe, including but not limited to:
- Warping the fabric of space-time
- Creating wormholes for transportation and snacks
- Bending the laws of physics to your will
But be warned: mastering these skills comes with a steep price. Side effects may include:
- Mild to severe brain damage
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "WIZARDRY!" at random
- Unpredictable gravitational waves
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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